If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."