Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"