The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone smart, cute and fun who answers correctly to 'Beatles or Stones?'"
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."