Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I want to go to Japan and see if the sushi is really any better there."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
Fill in the blanks: "Sharp wit is sexy; vulnerability is sexier."