More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."