If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Why you should get to know me: "I am much more than I appear. Not a - surface - girl."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."