In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."