More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."