"I can sing the famous aria from Carmen. I eat dark chocolate like others take vitamins - daily. I'm active in the community."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."