Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "The kitchen and bath scene in The Bridges of Madison County."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."