Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."