Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
Most humbling moment: "Tumbling down a flight of stairs at a witch party."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."