The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."