Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."