Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."