Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."