Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."