In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."