Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"