If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Eating the next great meal of my life in Tokyo."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I want to go to Japan and see if the sushi is really any better there."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."