Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."