The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
"I can sing the famous aria from Carmen. I eat dark chocolate like others take vitamins - daily. I'm active in the community."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."