More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Some books on soul-searching, my African drums, and a few lingering thoughts."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."