Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Eating the next great meal of my life in Tokyo."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Ski mountaineering in Alaska, or in a jazz club in New Orleans."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."