If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Ski mountaineering in Alaska, or in a jazz club in New Orleans."