If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Eating the next great meal of my life in Tokyo."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."