Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
"I can sing the famous aria from Carmen. I eat dark chocolate like others take vitamins - daily. I'm active in the community."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."