More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."