Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Ski mountaineering in Alaska, or in a jazz club in New Orleans."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."