Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
Most humbling moment: "Tumbling down a flight of stairs at a witch party."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."