Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
Fill in the blanks: "Sharp wit is sexy; vulnerability is sexier."