If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
Fill in the blanks: "Sharp wit is sexy; vulnerability is sexier."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."