The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "Tumbling down a flight of stairs at a witch party."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Most humbling moment: "When my seven year old daughter told me family was more important than money."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."