In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."