Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
Fill in the blanks: "Sharp wit is sexy; vulnerability is sexier."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"