"I can sing the famous aria from Carmen. I eat dark chocolate like others take vitamins - daily. I'm active in the community."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."