More about who I'm looking for: "Someone smart, cute and fun who answers correctly to 'Beatles or Stones?'"
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."