Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."