Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Eating the next great meal of my life in Tokyo."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."