If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."