The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "The kitchen and bath scene in The Bridges of Madison County."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."