Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."