Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."