Fill in the blanks: "Sharp wit is sexy; vulnerability is sexier."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
Why you should get to know me: "I love rodeo."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."