If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."