The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Why you should get to know me: "I love my Mom."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."