More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."