In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I love my Mom."