In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."