More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."