If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."