The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"